Tikvah's Math Comedian

Math Comidian
Hello I'm your friendly math comidian! I always restate problems with really simple numbers! * Heres a problem: If you have 4 chips and 1 is a dorito and the others are all doritos. How many chips are not doritos? Well let's restate the problem with really simple #'s! 2 doritos minus zero doritos equals 2 doritos. We subtracted! So 4 doritos minus zero doritos is 4 doritos! Yay! Now if you have 8 doritos but 2 are sour cream and onion chip spies, how many are really doritos? Well you can restate the problem in
*I have my math comidians calculator!

really simple numbers! But if your smart you can just say 6 doritos are reallly doritos! Easy-peasy. Lets say the spies snuck in and dorito-napped 3 doritos! There will be 3 doritos left. Then the remaining doitos went to the beach. 2 remembered to put sunscreen on. But 1 dorito forgot. 1/3 of the doritos got sunburned. Then the doritos went home and 

 watched a movie. There was 1 couch which fit 2 doritos. 2/3 sat on the couch 1/3 sat on the floor. The movie was about a wild west Sherrif chip. The Sherrif was catching robbers. He caught 5/7 of the robbers he was chasing. 2 robbers got away. (The doritos are named Dora, Dori, and Doro.) The movie was over so the 3 doritos went to bed.
THE END.