Advertisement Superstore

October 2016

The girls have a flair for making up jingles. In fact, they've created their own ad line: Advertisement Superstore (all you want in ads and more!) So, next time you see or call the girls, ask them for a jingle!

Here are products sold at Advertisement Superstore:

elbow grease
striped paint
hampster socks
pre-peeled grapes
pre-cut bananas
Mump Powder (they have a jingle for this)
Buster Duster (and this one)
Dehydrated Water
Dust-in-a-bag
Red-Hot-Super-Spicy-Jalepeno-Pepper Products
Cough-and-Gag (and a jingle for this)
Meaningless Powder (and for this)
Chicken Talk (and this one too)
Cloak with a Coke (and this one)
Snoke Coke (and this one!)
Dizzy Fizzy (with a friend) (and one more jingle!)

 As Seen on TV!!

Mump Powder Jingle:
I've got the mumps, I've got the muuuuumps!
I've got the mumps, I've got the muuuuumps!
Mump Powder: gives you the mumps!
Buy it today at your local Advertisement Superstore!
Advertisement Superstore, all you want in ads and more!

Red-Hot-Super-Spicy-Jalepeno-Pepper Products
Include:
bandaids (because nothing calms your owies like red-hot peppers!)
make-up
food and water containers
clothes
accessories