The Perfect Gift

Dear Chiclet,

Your ultimate accessory, the official Hula-Chiclet necklace, is here. For the low price of ZER0 dollars, you too can be hip amongst all your young camping friends.

Whether in the back woods, your 40th class reunion, or a dinner out with the love of your life, the Hula-Chiclet will enhance your evening.

WARNING: May cause extreme envy in all your friends, relatives, and pets.

Security Deposit Box sold separately.

Love,
Zer0